Journal
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June 8th, 2006 @ 3:34AM
Hey you,
You whom are reading this. I know I know I'm drunk, but listen, I'm sorry but I'm a bad father. I deleted most of my music. No I don't hate you. I just hate those who aren't reading this? hahaha yes that means you.... Anywho I'm on dail ass up so I can't stream anything. Nor do I feel motivated to do anything these days. HECK YES that means I rarely jank it. I dunno whats going through my head.
I'm going to be moving soon, and starting school. I'm losing my hair, I'm not cool, and I shaved my beard. I perhaps am not your father either. Thats partially why I'm writing this to you, and to you only. This isn't a goodbye message, though it very well may be, I dunno if I will come back. I'd love to come back but I hate it at the same time? ARE WE ALL TOGETHER NOW! Yay I'm an asshole, and I love you too. Awwww. There are some great people here, and I have made some great friends. And you know who you are, thats right Billy.
Thanks to those who have commented on my tracks, and have recently commented and I haven't been around to thank you. Nor have I been around to check your music out. However I have been praticing many numerous hours and consecutive minutes throwing the ninja style throwing stars. So if you got some facked ass beef with me or this message, I'll fucking toss one of those mean bitches in your throat and demand you to say something nice you dirty little peice of shit you.
Someone told me dmusic is selling mp3's? HAHAHA THE FUCK? Oh and I still don't know who paid for this account? Gave me the opportunity to feel important. I love you. To whom that had done this. And if you come out about it, I will have gay anal sex with you! NOT BECAUSE YOU DID THIS FOR ME, but because I really think we should take our relationship to the next level.
Lastly, haha if anyone reads this. You are messed up, and thank you muchly. I really appreciate knowing you stopped by my page on my leave. Makes me feel giddy. Alright now. Everyone have a good happy new year and stuff, and we'll catch up soon. Yayeeeyo. Boooyakka. -Father Saetan-
User Comments
 Dizeazed
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Date: June 8, 2006 @ 8:43 PM
This better not be a goodbye journal! We love the Jingus, and won't settle for this "I'm sailing into the abyss" nonsense. You will come back, and continue to not post in my shoutbox, and upload the most awesome music I've ever heard... and I will again not post a comment on it, making you believe that I never listen to your music and thus, make myself out to be a horrible person/friend.
You are the sexiest dragon slayer in the world... Don't ever let your ninja friends tell you anything different.... Just because you're bald, like my grandpa, doesn't mean you can't lay obese chicks.
Till you return... Good night, and good luck... and call me if you're looking for a good time.
You know how to reach me... Pun intended. 
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 onewhodreams
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Date: June 8, 2006 @ 11:28 PM
Well, this is your Mother speaking... Yeah... anywho remember that time out in the Forest when I was sitting on the curious looking rock and I heard some noises behind me and I looked and lo and behold it was you and Diz doin' the old manga janga?! You remember now... Yeah, well, ever since then I've had these dreams...
I was thinking about writing in my own journal everything you posted here, cuz like, I feel the same, but really I should post my own thoughts cuz that's kinda like stealing isn't it?
Well, no matter what I'll always love you and your Dizmeister lover as well. You both hold a special place in my  So when I'm old and need a blood transfusion it'll be you two I come too, hope that's ok.
God be with you on your new life adventure Joelsifolio, I can't wait to see where you go and how you get there.
Thanks for keeping "Sarah's Umbrella" up and deleting all your other 20 something songs. I mean, geezum, you gotta keep the best of the best if you know what I mean...
Love you always and you know how to reach me quicker than your gay lover any old day. No Pun intended. 
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 Israfel
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Date: June 26, 2006 @ 12:38 PM
Joelioso, you cannot leave. You may go amissing for a while but you will always be here. That is both a blessing and a curse. I miss you like crazy and have to watch that cornhole of a video you made just to get a fix now and then. You will be muchly successful at school. How could you not? Just remember, we loved you first damn it and if you forget that we will hunt you down and kill you and eat you. Then again, you would like that wouldn't you? Sick bastardo. i WILL NOT remove you from Wilhemina and you still owe me a song and yes I will constantly remind of you of that, even when you are giving OWD her transfusion. And all of this just means that you are special and I love you...so there. Get over yourself now. HAHAHAHA! As for this fling with Diz...well, okay, I can overlook that, since you are both so HOTSY TOTSY and all. Just keep it discreet will ya? No messy gay breakups for all to see. The next thing you know you will be on the Maury Povich show having a DNA test to prove Diz is the daddy. No one really needs to to see that, now do we?
Loves you muchly...appreciates you greatly...thinks the world of you...do I! 
If you need anything, give a holler. I'll be there!
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Firefly
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Date: June 26, 2006 @ 7:52 PM
you owe me ten minutes of my life reading that! AND you never told me about the beard?!!? what in the name of god?!!? hmm? hmm?  ulk:
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Firefly
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Date: June 26, 2006 @ 7:52 PM
hey...you sound like my father..
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